Ducks Mahal

“Letitia Baldrige (White House Social Secretary to Jacqueline Kennedy) politely suggests we curb our hugging, kissing and handshaking as … Swine flu can be spread with a sneeze or handshake.” It could be; I could kill myself with bad manners. For instance, this pulled belly button muscle thingie. I’ve researched this. Intensely. It could be [...]

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We have a swine flu break out here.  Many folks are sweeping it under the rug as not to panic the general population but a local doctor says he is treating a lot of swine flu cases.  Then I read we also have a West Nile Virus outbreak here as well.  Gosh, so many biological [...]

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I want to thank all the folks who sent cards and letters wondering what the heck happened to me, if I got ate by a wolf and pooped off a cliff or something. Why have I been missing in action? Well, part of what I do for a living is grant writing. This time of [...]

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  “But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?” And his elbow rub my Acme window cleaner on said window to shine more light on our love? “Her vestal livery is but sick and green.” And he would elbow and mop thine Acme floor cleaner on swiffer more? “And none but fools do wear it; [...]

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I was cruising through the internetz at lightning broadband speed and landed on a pop-up about how I could receive a foreign exchange student into my home, promoting good will towards countries, learning a few new words in another language and the whole darn thing just sounded so appealing to me, since I don’t typically have [...]

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I must share something with you. I’m sitting here at the keyboard with a bottle of vodka, intending to drink myself dead. It doesn’t ease the pain, not in the least. Not even dead would ease this pain. The pain of knowing, knowing that I’m the one at fault, in this situation, this is my [...]

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Those are the words I hear from my Little Woman tonight. Steady! Now before you gals gather in line to see who will vie for the next Mrs. Audubon Ron seat, there is more to this story. Although, some, actually most, of you are really hotz-a-mama and heck I wouldn’t mind washing your hubcaps, with [...]

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