Ducks Mahal

Today, I held my duck in my arms as he died. Not sure what did the guy in. No signs of attack, no appearance of poisoning. I let him and the other ducks out this morning from their protective nightly cage and he ran fast and free to the pond. An hour later, from my [...]

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Dear Readers: Okay you guys.  Here’s the deal.  I jump on your blogs when they arrive in my Google reader.  I’m always getting you fresh out of the oven.  Then, I scan you to see how long I’ll need to allocate set-aside time to pay particular attention and read you as not to miss the [...]

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I’ve had all I can stand for one life time. I’m sure I might have complained about this before but I’m complaining about it again.  The above mentioned title is the tag line for a Viagra ad.  I get these emails daily and in large measure.  Who do I sue to stop this? The email [...]

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I got my 2012 on this Halloween. In my neck of the woods, I can legally shoot anyone who comes to my house to stick me up.  T-o-T is definitely a heist. This is the line up of what I’m serving up in the play book for the evening. 1. [Knock,knock]  TRICK OR TREAT!! -         [...]

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I deceived my wife.  While she was gone… …and you’re thinking what in the crap has this nutty-head done now?  I might not like him after this. Hold on, it’s just a little bit rotten.  For those of you faithful readers, surely you’ve got to know by now what the Little Woman means to me.  [...]

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Had a killer day. The Little Woman is in Chicargo visiting her daddy.  Not her sugar daddy, that would be me.  So while she’s gone, I get to take care of the FARM by my lonesome and I’m absolutely certain in the night the cats invited their friends over for a Tupperware level shitting party [...]

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So I’m burning dinner and I get a phone call.  It’s the Little Woman, “I’ve got bad news.” Me:  What? LW:  Welllll! Me:  What!? LW:  Welllllllll? Me:  WHAAAT? I’m thinking, it doesn’t take anytime at all for her to yammer on about not using the turn signal indicator when I’m driving or serving up a bowl of serious [...]

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