Or is it Old Angzine, or Old Lame Dime, which makes no sense what so ever. It is Auld Lang Syne and it means time goes by. It’s Scottish. Yawn. Well, we say goodbye to 2009 and thank goodness. I don’t know about you but 09 was the suckbuttenous year EVER for me and I [...]
Archive for December, 2009
Auld Lang Syne
Posted in General on December 31, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Code Name, The Cleaner
Posted in General on December 30, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Hysterical. I should say hysteria. That was the state of mind in which the Little Woman came through the door yesterday evening. Me: What’s wrong? What happened? Why are you crying? Did something happen at work? Little Woman drops purse and laptop bag in the middle of the floor and walks over to the wine, [...]
Do We Need to Talk About Why I’m in Jail or Could We Just Leave It Alone
Posted in General on December 27, 2009 | 4 Comments »
As stated earlier, I’m writing a book. I.have.to.put.this.book.down. I’m already cross-eyed. Actually my left eye is the goofy one. Like me, it’s been deemed a lazy eye all my life. That’s why I’m a slow reader. Really. I took speed reading twice in my life. The second time in college. My reading speed and comprehension [...]
Santa Claws
Posted in General on December 21, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Bloggy Break
Posted in General on December 18, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Been taking a bloggy break writing a book. Here she has her babushka. What a tough life. BTW, her favorite dish is shrimp creole.
MRI (Made Recovery Impossible)
Posted in General on December 10, 2009 | 4 Comments »
For those of you who have followed this word receptacle called a blog about the pain in my hip and the subsequent treatments or lack thereof, yes, getting old is the shits and I’m not even really old yet. I had to cancel the MRI. I learned it would cost me $1,000 out of pocket. [...]
In Which He Ruins Christmas for Everyone
Posted in General on December 3, 2009 | 5 Comments »
Who Started Christmas anyway? As part of my yearly Christmas tradition, I send this paper in hopes of shedding light on the origins of Christmas. It serves as a reminder as to why Christians celebrate Christmas – when there really isn’t a clear reason to do so. I hope you enjoy this in the spirit [...]


