Or is it Old Angzine, or Old Lame Dime, which makes no sense what so ever. It is Auld Lang Syne and it means time goes by. It’s Scottish. Yawn.
Well, we say goodbye to 2009 and thank goodness. I don’t know about you but 09 was the suckbuttenous year EVER for me and I see no green fields on the horizon.
The only dividend is we are now only two years away from 2012 when the world will come to an end. That’s a relief.
So, do I have any New Year’s Revolutions? I suppose I could work up a few. Here are the top ten. I resolve to:
- Take up smoking for the kids. (Thanks Buckwheat, see you at the Super Bowl)
- I didn’t drink nearly enough in 09. We’ll fix that in 2010.
- I’m actually flying without life insurance. How dangerous.
- I will not comment on any blog with word verification.
- I will do penis stretching exercises more routinely.
- I will do those old chores after I get laid off, which should be somewhere around March or April, maybe May.
- I promise not to kill anyone, okay I hardly promise.
- I’m not working for anyone; I’m my own boss now.
- I will finish the book.
- I will be nicer to my wife. (I gave myself at least one Mulligan here because I’m already awesomely awesome to her and a thoroughbred handsome stud muffin to boot).
- I’ll throw in an 11 for lagniappe. I promise to stay handsome.
Top that.
There is no topping that. Happy New Year.
Some people might not agree with what I have to say in general… that’s fine but what I can say for sure is that everywhere I go people start flaming about anything. We’re definitely in anger management need…What’s this world turning to… I do recall things were a bit different just one decade ago. Or maybe when I was a kid stuff used to be more fun and I had no worries whatsoever.I think people need to find out more about marirea penisului