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Archive for March, 2010

Azaleas are just starting to blossom. As far as the Little Woman.  Everything is all ducky again. I realize this is the Thursday, Mountain Out of a Mole Hill post and I’m posting on Wednesday.   The earth will not stop spinning, okay? I read an article entitled: Aging Boomers May Bring Fiscal Blessings Instead. I [...]

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Argumentum In Finitum

WHAH –UH.  Oh, it’s morning.  What time is it?  I can hardly see.  Boy, I must have passed out.  What’s this feeling?  Something isn’t right.  What happened?  Oh SHIT, we got into a fight last night.  Oooooh damn, damn, let me think, shit, let me think, what did I say?  Ahmygoodness, she called me a [...]

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Note:  This is a true story.  Even I couldn’t manufacture such a day. I haven’t had a bloody nose in quite awhile.  As I recall the last time I had a bloody nose was Christmas Eve 1977.  I was driving to the French Quarter when a drunken, bowling alley lady, ran a red light and [...]

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Hamim

I was going to write a post about WWII fascism as it relates to the cost of freedom in the idealistic world of Benito Mussolini’s first National Fascist Party and the underpinning influence of Plato’s Republic serving as his inspiration and then I got this gnarly frig’in migraine from the research, which that and the [...]

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Pear Tree Blossom at Ducks Mahal Yawza duck fans.  Today is Thursday.  That would be one click beyond Hump Day, Wordless Wednesday and one click butt up against TGIF.  Ceremoniously, that also makes it Mountain Out of a Mole Hill Day here at Ducks Mahal.  Let me review today’s Horror Scope. “Libra September 23 – [...]

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Al the Wops

Yelling at each other from one room to the next: The Little Woman asks, “Why do you have red paint on the grocery list?” Me: I’m going to paint the wagon wheel at the mailbox. LW:  Make sure to buy Rustoleum. Me: Yes dear. LW:  Did you set all the clocks forward? Me:  Yes dear. [...]

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Guys you know me.  I’m the friendliest, nicest, warmest person on the planet.  I never complain.  I never rant.  (Pardon me while I move away from the computer and dodge a lightning bolt). Are those people at Microsoft just the rudest people you ever saw? I realize as I get older I am becoming increasingly [...]

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Let Me Tell You

Fox news has the hen house surrounded and there’s going be yolk on the carpet when we get there. The Little Woman is a Nielsen Rating TV viewer lab animal.  She documents our viewing for Nielsen and as it turns out our TV viewing consists mostly of science, history and how someone survived a 12 [...]

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A Proverbs Test

Post retired owing to lack of interest.

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Lepsy

I had Olympicslepsy last month.  If I wasn’t falling asleep during the figure skating competitions I was sympathy jerking through snowboarding races and downhill everything.  Not to mention the poundage I gained around the belly button from piling on the couch, expiration chugging gallons of milk and deep throating several boxes of hot brownies. During the Olympics the Little Woman was [...]

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