1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Hello, obviously!!! Me! How many Audubon Ron’s do you know?
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? I think when my sister went back to Hawaii. I cry at least once a week, for a second or two, some things move me.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Oh no, you can understand the scratchings on the ceiling of the Chauvet cave better than my markings.
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? If I said my wife would that be too much information?
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? No. I almost had one but returned it before the 3 day grace period was up. But, let me say in my old age, not having one IS my greatest regret. Gee, hope I don’t get a what was my greatest regret question later.
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? That question presupposes I would be another and different person befriending myself and why do you ask? Do you think there something wrong with me? Why do I need to befriend myself when I’ve got you?
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Hell no, I’m a straight, no fooling around kind of guy (fingers crossed behind his back)
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes. And also my hair.
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? No sorry. That’s dumb.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? I don’t eat breakfast.
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? In perfect order – side-by-each.
12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? I spray on RSVP Cologne by Kenneth Cole but the odor subsides after an hour.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Vanilla!!! Give one up for the vanilla team. High fives.
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? I maybe a little too self concerned for this question, let me get back to you.
15. BLACK OR PINK? I often color outside the lines.
16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? See question 14.
17.WHAT QUESTION SHOULD BE HERE? Question17. What do I win?
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? Honestly, if they want. I never impose my will on friends, family and just a little bit on the Little Woman and largely I think she likes that.
19. WHAT COLOR SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Barefoot
20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Fettuccini Alfredo with shrimp, garlic, lemon zest and fresh basil. I love to cook. I cook everyday.
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The sound of my fingers clattering on the keyboard.
22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Cerulean. Only because I love saying that word.
23. FAVORITE SMELLS? The moment wine is introduced to a sauté of olive oil, onions, garlic as it deglazes the dripping of browning meat; the moment onions are added to a hot roux (fresh baked bread smell), and Kenneth Cole RSVP. You asked for smells, plural.
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? A business person, I live on the cell phone. I give good phone.
25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Yes actually, very much. She is very talented and I instantly liked her. I hope we can be friends for a long time.
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? NEW ORLEANS SAINTS football!!!!
27. HAIR COLOR? Extinguished.
28. FAVORITE PET? All of them.
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No
30. FAVORITE FOOD? My culinary specialty is Northern Italian.
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Shoot ‘em up.
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Some dumb scary movie the Little Woman brought home.
33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Olive green
34. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter
35. HUGS OR KISSES? Both, mass quantities, all the time.
36. FAVORITE DESSERT? V. Sattui Maderia after dinner
37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? To what?
38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND Is this a riddle?
39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Biba’s Italy, Biba Caggiano, favorite recipes from the splendid cities.
40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Van Gough Starry Night.
41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? I don’t watch TV.
42. FAVORITE SOUND? My guitar and my wife singing. She’s a little pitchy but I’m glad that she’s happy.
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Beatles
44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME??? Europe. Although, I tried heroin once.
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Staying alive one day at a time.
46. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ANGELS? Absolutely
47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? See question 18.
Great answers.