Ducks Mahal

Guys you know me.  I’m the friendliest, nicest, warmest person on the planet.  I never complain.  I never rant.  (Pardon me while I move away from the computer and dodge a lightning bolt).
Are those people at Microsoft just the rudest people you ever saw?
I realize as I get older I am becoming increasingly more and [...]

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Post retired owing to lack of interest.

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I had Olympicslepsy last month.  If I wasn’t falling asleep during the figure skating competitions I was sympathy jerking through snowboarding races and downhill everything.  Not to mention the poundage I gained around the belly button from piling on the couch, expiration chugging gallons of milk and deep throating several boxes of hot brownies. During the Olympics the Little Woman was [...]

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“Your efforts on the domestic front have certainly paid off, Libra. Your home is looking wonderful. Everyone who enters says so. Some unexpected visitors may stop by for a quick hello and wind up staying for dinner. You are a natural, gracious host, not to mention a great cook. Who can blame your guests for [...]

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Why am I writing so much these days?  It’s not like I have a lot of time on my hands.  Well, actually I do.
In the center of this robust economy where the CEO of Toyota is flying to D.C. to commit hari-kari before a congressional hearing and Dell is going to hell in a hand [...]

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I have well meaning friends whom grace my email with masse distribution.  These people are like little factories, cranking out PowerPoint presentations and pics of the cutest animals in the world, or the most breathtaking landscapes imaginable and Christian messages of hope and God loves you and feel good climate control and save the world [...]

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I’m outraged and perplexed and should be speechless.
This Friday, after three months of psycho act cleansing at Pine Grove Behavioral Health & Addiction Services a half hour’s ride up the road from where I live, he stands before a crowd of handpicked friends and family, sans his tremendously gorgeous wife, and says, “Hi, I’m Tiger [...]

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This is an update report compendium status memo overview on the dump-off dog.
But, before unleashing the recent goings-on at the Ducks Mahal house of questionable logic regards adopting a dump-off dog, like, “What were we thinking,” I have to post a sidebar mention regards my cultured ability to judge aesthetically the pedigree of animals, primarily [...]

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Oh, about 237 years ago, on this day, I was a wee young lad and dressed up in costume (usually a cowboy outfit) and headed with family to a reserved spot on St. Charles Ave. in New Orleans to watch the Mardi Gras parades.  Oh, the fond memories.
Each year the tradition was people who paid [...]

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